:: D.o.m.i.n.o ::

1. At lunch time, sit in your car with sunglases on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

 

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

 

3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

 

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

 

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

 

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For smuggling diamonds".

 

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the Prophecy".

 

8. Don't use any punctuation.

 

9. As often as possible, skip rather then walk.

 

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat- With a serious face.

 

11. Specify that your drive through order is "To go".

 

12. Sing along at the opera.

 

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.

 

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

 

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

 

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

 

17. When the money comes out of the ATM, Scream "I won! I won".

 

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for you lives, they're loose!!"

 

19. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the economy. we are going to have to let one of you go."

 

I hope you got a lot of laughs from this like i did....send this to people who you feel is having a bad day, and give them something to smile about...i dunno about you..but i'm crazy enough to actually do some of these..hahhaa...watch out MISSISSAUGA I'm coming!!!

Have you ever felt like no matter how hard you try, your life will always fall to peices around you. No matter how hard you pray and ask for better things, and try to be a better person it's never worth it? I'm going through that, and the worst part of it is, i was expecting it, yet it never makes it easy. You just know your gonna hurt a hell of a lot, and you try to deal with it the best way you can. It's over a guy, ya corny as hell, but i can't help the way i feel, and how much he means to me..but i can't do anything about him leaving. He's going away for 3 years to school...and even though i want him to stay i can't ask him too..i don't have the power.

 

All i am is the girl he was sorta seeing for the last 3 weeks of summer. He's the guy i've liked for 4 years...and i guess..i knew that i'd have to let him go...out of my life..out of my heart..but it hurts..and it's sooo hard..i don't want to..cause when i'm with him..i feel like the luckiest girl on the planet..and i feel happier then i've ever felt..I'm soo comfortable with him it's crazy. I never thought i could feel that way with anyone..but with him...the whole world disappears...and it's just me and him...I never feel that he wants me to be more, but who i am...that he doesn't expect me to change everything for him, but that he likes me just the way i am.

 

We started hanging out soo much practically everynight, watching movies, going bowling, going to the Drive in...great memories..that will have to keep me going because when he leaves...that'll be the end of everything..of me..of everything i would be...I hate being depressed it's the worst feeling in the world, nothin anyone can do would cheer you up, your mind keeps playing over that one peice of your life that made you that way, it keeps going and going until you feel like your gonna go insane. You stop wanting to do anything, all emotions get blocked up, you feel like you have nothing left, there's nothing you want anymore, the one thing that meant the world and more to you is gone...and he doesn't realize the impact it has set on your life, and you don't wish for him to ever find out..cause you don't want to know his reaction, to find out if he gives a damn or not..it would hurt too much cause no matter how he feels they both would hurt you.

If he feels bad about leaving and actually cares, you feel worse cause he starts feeling guilty and beating himself up for it..or the other choice..he doesn't care about your suffering..and you feel like the world should swallow you up right then and there..that he just killed you with all his hate..or insensitivity..which ever it may be..

 

i probably should have turned this into a story..but i can barely think up anything catchy or awesome for a story..my minds too hectic to really think about anything...which sucks..i'm tired..haven't slept well in the last couple days..which tends to happen during sleepovers for me..cause we share beds and stuff...soo i'm use to having mine to myself..and it's hard when your cramped..to really sleep well..ah well..she's gone now..soo i'll sleep i guess better tonight..probably not though..cause i won't be able to stop thinking about my current predicament...woe me..anyways...have to leave for work like soon sooo i better finish this off..before my hands hurt and my eyes droop...later Dayz

 Paul Walker-

 

James Franco-

 

Johnny Depp-

 

Channing Tatum-

 

Wentworth Miller-

 

Heath Ledger-

 

Jake Gyllenhaal-

 

Ryan Gosling-

 

Ryan Reynolds-

 

Matthew McConaughey-

 

Keanu Reeves-

 

Orlando Bloom-

 

Scott Speedman-

 

Mark Ruffalo-

 

Micheal Vartan-

 

Dane Cook-

 

Colin Ferrell-

 

Gerard Butler-

 

Benjamin Mckenzie-

 

Tyler Durden-

 

Josh Hartnett-

 

Jay Hernandez-

 

Matthew Fox-

 

Ben Taylor-

 

Adam Brody-

 

David Beckham-

 

Chad Michael Murray-

 

Johnny Noxville-

 

Tom Welling-

 

Viggo Mortensen-

 

Patrick Demsey-

 

Hayden Christensen-

 

Justin Bruenig-

 

Cameron Matheson-

 

Josh Lucas-

 

Russell Crowe(In Gladiator)-

 

Chris Evans-

 

Vin Diesel-

 

Elijah Wood-

 

Sean William Scott-

 

James Denton-

 

Matt Leblanc-

 

Matt Damon-

 

Thorsten Kaye-

 

David Boreanaz-

 

Hugh Jackman-

 

Ps. There's no particular order..i just put the names down as they came to me..

 

Only yesturday i could feel all the pain, the regret, the failure sinking in, ripping at my soul, tearing me to pieces. My mind was weak, i couldn't hold on to any one thought, it was like a circus running through my head, one peice after another, never the same, always bigger then the last. I needed a distraction, but every time someone tried, my thoughts would drift back, i couldn't take it. I was going insane, i could feel it deep down. The welling of tears began, i felt like a water fountain sprouting water like the earth was parched. The more i cried, the less the earth was sated, and i felt like everything was trying to drag me down, to draw every last emotion from me. I tried to resist, but it almost broke me. I'm just stripped of all that i was, and what i should believe. Am i different somehow? What could i do to go back? I made the biggest mistake of my life, and yet no one can tell, there is no mark on me, no sign pointing at me. A lightening bolt hasn't struck me down where i stand, so why do i feel like the world is crashing in on me. Like if i speak about what happened i would lose all that i love. Will you be ashamed of me? Would you refuse to listen, to try and understand. I don't think you would, and i care to much about you to let you go, maybe i'm selfish in an unselfish manner, but for me, your the world. You are what i wake up in the morning for, why i continue to live.

 

I'm still waiting for you to yell, to scream, to rage and hate me. But you look at me, that disappointment, and all that hurt in your eyes, and i want to die, i can't take it, i would've rather dealt with the anger, because i can yell back, but i can't show disappointment, because i'm not disappointed in you, i hate myself more then i've ever hated myself before, the reason? well I did something i never should have done, and now i'm stuck with the guilt and the knowledge that i ripped us apart.

 

I'll just sit here and cry, curled up in a ball under a brige, letting the water splash around me, as my tears add to the raising waves. I don't want to live any longer. Not without you, my pillar of strength, the sunshine of my day, the heat in the frigid cold. I don't deserve your forgiveness and never will i ask for it. I have made my bed, now i must lay in it, as the saying goes. I changed for you, but it wasn't enough, i had to do something to ruin it, and i'm sorry. I'm on my knees crying my heart out to you that i'm sorry, but i don't want you to take me back, or even forgive me, i want you to yell at me, tell me you hate me, then i know that i can never hurt you again.

 

You changed me, you may think not in a good way, but i disagree, you made me wake up and realize how much i actually truly cared about life and happiness, until i lost it all.

 

(This is nothin real personal ok..soo don't worry about it...)